"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

ladykatiekay:

allofmylovetess:

thedailylaughs:

daddysplaydoll:

saladofrob:

dawwwwwww he/she thinks they’re people

This is so cute omg

But what if its a cat that used to be human but it was turned into a cat by a curse or spell or something

go to bed

McGonagall after a hard day of dealing with magical youngins
perel:

you got it dude!!!

dutchster:

wrong is spelled wrong when it is spelled right

(via i-thought-u-said-weast)

its-raditz:

My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

(via tumblaughter)

makaraena:

Perfect couples don’t exis-
image

(Source: pornhuboffical, via tumblaughter)